Taming the Rampaging Herdsmen

The herdsman wants to forcefully assume headship of any community he visits with his band of cows in tow. He sees himself not just as an itinerant herdsman but as a headman of any town he enters. He wants to boss over all, grab and rule, even when he is ill lettered. That’s why we can’t afford to allow them have any colony here in the name of Ruga settlement. They are usurpers.

The ‘Monivorous’ Animals

Soon, a giant anaconda will invade the office of the Accountant-general of the Federation, and a big shark will jump from the Atlantic into CBN’s vault and we will be hearing figures equivalent to the country’s budget for 10 to 15 years. This is Nigeria; look how we are living now, even animals be criminals.